A California high school is investigating a math teacher after he gave his students Algebra I quizzes that many described as sexist and fat-shaming.

Veteran educator Tom Chan was placed on leave, according to a message from Lowell High School Principal Jan Bautista on Monday to parents.

‘They’re finally teaching real world math in schools.’

The San Francisco Chronicle documented some of the politically incorrect questions.

“The amount of money you spend on a date varies inversely to how much they weigh. A typical girl that weighs 120lbs will cost you $55,” one problem reads.

Students were asked to “derive the variation equation” and then figure out how much to spend on a date “with Ashely who is 220lbs.”

“The fat kid from last time wouldn’t be quiet about the candy I was eating in front of him, so I punted him into the air,” another question reads.

“How tall are you, and how much do you weight?” students were asked.

A spokesperson for the San Francisco Unified School District released a brief statement to the Chronicle.

“We take these concerns seriously and are actively investigating,” Laura Dudnick said.

“It’s pretty shocking,” one parent said about the quizzes. “The fact that nobody has brought this up to the school and he’s been there a really long time.”

Some online took the opportunity to take their own comedic jabs.

“They’re finally teaching real world math in schools,” one comment reads.

“This precisely the sort of practical question that will get kids to take math seriously,” an NRO writer said.

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“Y’all wanted culturally relevant education,” another user responded.

“Ask a 220 pound girl on a date and she’ll pay for everything,” online raconteur David Burge replied. “This why I got an 800 on the math section of my Dude Aptitude Test.”

“I’m more upset that 9th graders are doing simple ass math that Chinese kids do in the 4th grade,” another said.

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The Supreme Court has granted a request from a group of California parents to reinstate a ruling that bans schools from hiding “children’s gender presentation” from them — and forces them to follow the parents’ instructions regarding the names and pronouns the children use.

BlazeTV host Allie Beth Stuckey counts this as a win.

“Parents should absolutely know if their child is going by different pronouns or declaring that they are a boy at school. Right now in California, a student can go to school, say that ‘I want to transition to the opposite sex,’ and the student doesn’t have to notify parents,” she explains.

“They can socially transition that child. They can also get that child to a particular professional that will help them get the psychiatric care and the different medical treatments that they are seeking in order to look like the opposite sex,” she says.

Stuckey recalls a case out of California concerning Abigail Martinez, who lost custody of her teenage daughter Yaeli because she refused to support her transition.

Yaeli was placed in a group home, and a judge ruled that she could begin cross-sex hormones — but Yaeli took her own life.

“That’s what happens when you remove kids from the homes of parents who simply want what is best for their kids,” Stuckey says.

“You’ve got people framing this as, like, ‘Oh, it’s protection from abuse when the school won’t inform the parents of what’s really going on.’ The opposite is true. No one cares about your child the way that you do. No one knows your child the way that you do. The school does not care if your child lives or dies,” she continues.

However, while Stuckey is pleased with the ruling, she points out that it was only ruled unconstitutional because of the parental rights aspect, and there’s a long way to go before all of it is “completely illegal and stigmatized and criminalized.”

“You should actually go to prison if you are calling a child by the wrong, non-biological pronoun and encouraging them to change sexes,” Stuckey says.

“The Supreme Court is not where they need to be in understanding what is actually driving this gender deception among kids. It’s not genuine gender dysphoria,” she continues.

“It is pornography. It is propaganda. It is sexual perversion and even sexual abuse that’s going on. It has very little to do with gender dysphoria. So we’re not yet to the root of all of this in driving this out legally and ideologically, but this absolutely is a win for parents,” she adds.

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A website that tracks online outages reports that tens of thousands of users have been unable to reach the Amazon website or have had trouble doing so on Thursday.

The Downdetector website reported a peak of more than 20,000 outages at about 3:45 p.m. ET, with many users reporting problems with checkout and payment errors.

‘WHOA. is anyone else’s Amazon all crazy right now??’

An Amazon spokesperson told Blaze News: “We’re sorry that some customers may be experiencing issues while shopping. We appreciate customers’ patience as we work to resolve the issue.”

Amazon also claimed that AWS is functioning as normal.

Many reported their outage experiences on social media.

“WHOA. is anyone else’s Amazon all crazy right now?? I’m shopping for something (or trying to) and there are no prices! No Prime listings! Everything has a ‘see options’ button instead and IT MAKES YOU ADD IT TO YOUR CART TO SEE THE FREAKING PRICES,” said one user. “NO. NO. WE ARE NOT DOING THIS.”

“Came on here just to verify Amazon is down, twitter never fails,” said another.

“Is Amazon down? Can’t login,” another user asked.

“Anyone else having problems with ordering something on Amazon? The app doesn’t seem to be working and neither does the online site,” said another.

“Folks, is Amazon glitching out? Everything I click on shows as unavailable,” said a user from Portugal.

Others posted screenshots of an error message they claimed to have received.

“Sorry, something went wrong on our end. Please go back and try again or go to Amazon’s homepage,” the reported message read.

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New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani ran on the pledge to provide free universal child care, and now that promise is coming to fruition starting this fall with the K-2 program.

Except … it’s more expensive than private day care, costing approximately $36,500 per child.

“That’s $13,000 more per child than the private market! Let me repeat that. [The] program designed to make child care less expensive and cheaper is 55% more expensive than the system that already exists,” scoffs Glenn Beck.

On this episode of “The Glenn Beck Program,” Glenn debunks the socialist promise of “free,” predicting that Mamdani’s day-care debacle will dissolve in three stages.

“You can almost explain every socialist program in three steps,” he says.

“Step one, you got to declare something a right. Housing is a right. Health care is a right. Child care is a right … because once you declare it a right, you never talk about the cost again. You talk about morality.”

Anyone who dares question the numbers — like why jump from $23,000 for private child care to $36,000 per child — “instantly becomes a villain,” he says.

“The second step is they promise you that it’ll only cost the rich … the millionaires — the people who aren’t paying their fair share of taxes,” Glenn continues.

“Here’s the problem. Millionaires, unlike most people, are very mobile, OK? They don’t like something? They move.”

He brings up the mass exodus of wealthy people in France after the president implemented the wealth tax in 1982 to fund a bunch of “free” programs for lower socioeconomic classes.

“When [the rich] leave, what happens? The tax base collapses,” says Glenn.

He explains that socialists sell “tax the rich” initiatives by promising voters it will only hit the “top 10%,” but once that top 10% flees, the socioeconomic class right below them slides into the crosshairs and starts shouldering those same punishing taxes.

This pattern of exodus and replacement continues, eventually bringing about the final step: “The system becomes unsustainable.”

“Here’s why it breaks,” says Glenn. “Because the government, Marxism, socialists, they don’t respond to signals — the market signals. … They respond to political incentives, so who cares if it’s $36,000 over [$23,000]?”

“When [socialism] doesn’t work, they know all they have to do is just find a way to convince you that somebody else is screwing you, and you’ll continue to vote for them. That’s a lot easier than fixing things,” he continues. “So the costs rise, bureaucracy grows, fraud appears, and suddenly the system costs far more than the private system it replaced.”

This is almost certainly the Big Apple’s dark destiny, he argues, because “it started with [step one].”

To hear more of Glenn’s analysis, watch the video above.

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President Donald Trump declared Thursday that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem would soon no longer lead the agency.

Trump announced that Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) will take over for Noem on March 31, adding that she would be tapped as the special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, a new security initiative in the Western Hemisphere.

‘In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security.’

Trump’s decision followed reports that he had been displeased with Noem’s performance for months, rumors the White House rejected in December. Speculation emerged that Noem’s removal was a result of her testimony before House and Senate committees earlier this week, during which she claimed the president approved a $220 million DHS ad campaign, a claim the White House denied.

Noem reacted to Trump’s announcement by expressing her gratitude to the president, adding that she looks forward to collaborating with Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth in the new role.

“Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren,” Noem wrote.

“The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security,” she continued. “We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.”

RELATED: Noem is OUT — and Trump has named her replacement

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Some politicians expressed gratitude for Noem’s time at the DHS, while others celebrated her departure.

“I appreciate Secretary Noem’s service to our country. She will do a great job dealing with the drug cartels in her new role as Special Envoy for The Shield of Americas, and I know she will continue to contribute in the future. However, I think it was time for a change,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) stated.

Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fla.) wrote, “President Trump was elected to secure our border, crack down on sanctuary cities and keep our country safe. I appreciate @Sec_Noem’s dedication to that mission. Thanks to the president’s leadership and her help, incredible progress has been made, and I know she will do a fantastic job as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas.”

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) released a video reacting to the DHS leadership shake-up, saying, “Hey, Kristi Noem, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

RELATED: Government-paid traffickers? Noem testifies Biden administration funded abuse of migrant kids

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While the situation in the Middle East has remained volatile since the commencement of Operations Epic Fury and Roaring Lion on Saturday, the United States has been working overtime to support Americans attempting to evacuate Israel and the surrounding regions.

As military operations against Iran enter their sixth day, the State Department and related agencies have provided updated guidance for U.S. citizens seeking to depart the region.

‘Since February 28, the Department has facilitated the safe return of over 20,000 American citizens from the Middle East, approximately 8,500 arrivals yesterday.’

U.S. Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee previously offered “fairly limited” options for Americans attempting to evacuate the region, including a bus service to Taba, Egypt, where travelers could attempt to catch an outgoing flight or continue to the airport in Cairo, Egypt. The bus service is still operational, according to a Thursday update from U.S. Embassy Jerusalem.

RELATED: Only one Democrat joins GOP as Senate rejects effort to halt Trump’s Iran strikes

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The service was initially offered by the Israeli Ministry of Tourism. Per the Thursday update, U.S. Embassy Jerusalem “has started offering” the same bus service to Taba.

The update also announced that Ben Gurion Airport reopened Thursday for “limited inbound flights” to Tel Aviv.

“We have no information yet on when outbound flights may become available,” the embassy’s security alert said.

There have been, however, some outbound flights for Americans facilitated by the Department of State.

According to a State Department media note released on Wednesday, “a Department of State charter flight of American citizens departed the Middle East in route to the United States as part of our ongoing efforts to assist Americans’ return home. Additional flights will be surged across the region.”

The note added that American citizens in UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and Israel are encouraged to fill out and submit a crisis intake form or contact the department’s 24/7 task force.

A State Department spokesperson told Blaze News Thursday, “Since February 28, the Department has facilitated the safe return of over 20,000 American citizens from the Middle East, approximately 8,500 arrivals yesterday. Thousands more have successfully transitioned to safe havens in Europe and Asia or remain in active transit.”

The spokesperson added that the State Department’s 24/7 task force has “assisted nearly 10,000 Americans abroad, including offering security guidance and travel assistance.”

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Misty Roberts — accused of having sex with a drunken 16-year-old boy during a boozy pool party at her home while she was mayor of a small town in Louisiana — has been found guilty of felony child sex crimes.

KPLC-TV on Tuesday evening reported that Roberts was found guilty of carnal knowledge of a juvenile and indecent behavior with a juvenile — both felonies.

‘Go fight your friend. He’s the one who did it.’

The station noted that the jury “deliberated for less than an hour” before reaching a verdict. Her sentencing is scheduled for 9 a.m. April 17. Roberts will have to register as a sex offender.

Blaze News previously reported on the initial arrest and resignation of the 43-year-old Roberts.

Roberts was arrested on Aug. 1, 2024, and charged with third-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of juveniles, according to the Louisiana State Police.

Roberts — who was the first female mayor of DeRidder and was serving her second term — resigned on July 27, 2024.

In her resignation letter to the city council, Roberts explained her decision to step down by saying: “I must adjust my focus and priorities.”

The Beauregard Parish Sheriff’s Office requested the Louisiana State Police Special Victims Unit to investigate a complaint regarding allegations of sexual relations between a minor and Roberts.

Roberts hosted a boozy pool party at her home in July 2024 during her second term as mayor, prosecutors said.

RELATED: Marriage meltdown: Mom-of-two teacher busted for alleged child molestation of student; reportedly loses custody of kids

During the seven-day trial, jurors were shown text messages between Roberts and her teenage son, with the pair discussing what type of alcohol the teens wanted for the party hosted at her home.

KPLC reported on the victim’s testimony about the night of the pool party, noting that Roberts told him he “looked good, started winking at him, and dancing on him.”

In his closing arguments, Assistant District Attorney Charles Robinson highlighted a “lewd and lascivious photo” which KPLC described as Roberts “wearing a bikini as the teen smiles up at her.”

The victim said Roberts kissed him near the pool, then led them into a room of her home.

The victim — who was 16 years old at the time — testified that Roberts removed her top, he pulled his pants down, and then they had sex.

During explosive testimony Tuesday, the victim — who was a friend of Roberts’ son — told the jury he was extremely intoxicated when he and Roberts had sex, KPLC reported.

“I was kind of dizzy,” the victim told the courtroom. “I had to put my hands on the couch. My eyes were just, like, closed.”

The teen added, “While it was happening, I couldn’t feel my body.”

“After we had sex, I kinda was realizing what was happening,” the victim stated.

The boy recalled Roberts noticing what appeared to be a cell phone seen in a window of the room.

Roberts’ son told the pair that someone at the party had recorded their sexual encounter on video, according to the victim.

The victim testified that a “big argument” between Roberts and her son took place, during which she said, “Go fight your friend. He’s the one who did it.”

According to KPLC, the victim told jurors that Roberts “was trying to get him to fight me. She was trying to get the blame off of herself.”

The boy said he was “kind of shell-shocked” and added, “I just went to my truck and sat there.”

The teen said Roberts’ nephew later came up to him outside and said, “What you did was kind of messed up, but it’s her fault.”

According to KPLC, a 14-year-old at the party testified that he witnessed the victim and Roberts having sex. The teen told the court that Roberts “was acting real crazy” when she came back downstairs after the sexual encounter.

Another witness who was 17 at the time of the alleged incident admitted on the stand that he lied when he first told investigators in 2024 that he was asleep and didn’t see anything, KPLC reported, adding that he testified Monday that he actually did see Roberts and the victim having sex.

“It just seemed the easiest thing to do was to keep up with the lie,” he told the jury, according to the station.

‘I played dumb and denied it.’

Roberts’ nephew told the court he believed he saw the two engaging in sexual activity based on their movements but admitted he hadn’t seen any “private parts.”

Roberts’ daughter testified that she saw her mother and the teen “on top of each other” on the night of the party, KPLC reported.

The victim said those who knew about the incident had a plan “to not tell anyone because it was embarrassing” to Roberts’ nephew, Roberts’ son, and himself.

KPLC reported that Duncan Clanton, Roberts’ ex-husband and father to their two children, testified that his ex-wife told him she had sex with a juvenile, which their son confirmed to him.

Clanton added to jurors that Roberts requested that he call the victim’s family to gauge their reaction, which he said he did.

Clanton said DeRidder City Councilman Joseph Daniel Reynolds contacted him about the incident, and afterward he texted Roberts: “I played dumb and denied it.”

In another text, Roberts wrote to her ex-husband, “I can’t keep hurting others, friends, and family. Lord knows I’ve done enough.”

Clanton assured Roberts via text message that she was a great mom, according to prosecutors.

However, during cross-examination, Clanton was asked if his ex-wife was a great mom, and he responded, “No.”

Roberts’ lifelong best friend and former sister-in-law, Jill Weaver, texted her son — Roberts’ nephew, who attended the party — “Lie till you die” about what happened, according to KPLC.

Weaver was asked if she instructed her son to not contact authorities about the incident: “Did you consult with him on how to keep the police out of this?” Weaver responded, “Probably.”

The mother of the victim texted Roberts about the possibility that her son impregnated her, but Roberts assured the mom that she was on birth control, according to messages shown in court by prosecutors.

A DoorDash driver also informed the court that he delivered Plan B emergency contraception to Roberts’ home in 2024 and left it at her front door and that a customer named “Misty C” made the order.

KPLC reported, “He said he knew it was Roberts’ house because he had brought his kids trick-or-treating there before.”

The news outlet added that the DoorDash driver had “heard rumors of Roberts’ alleged crimes in the following days and believed that he had delivered the contraceptive for that incident.”

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